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Writer's Block: Internal Assets [30 Dec 2008|11:26am]
As the holiday season draws to a close, you might be feeling a little strapped for cash. Would you ever consider selling one of your organs (bodily organs, that is) if you really needed the money?
you can live healthily with one kidney
but how much can you really get for a kidney!
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[19 Nov 2008|03:20pm]
I dont speak up when people hurt me. I blame it on myself.
I know people like me, but I still act like they dont, and I end up distancing myself from very good friends.
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Writer's Block: Titular Heroes [11 Nov 2008|10:58am]
Kurt Vonnegut's books have great titles, like Breakfast of Champions and Slaughterhouse Five. If your life was a novel, what would the title be?
USELESS THING YOU SHOULD NEVER READ UNLESS YOU'D LIKE A BOUT OF DEPRESSION AND A STIFF HEADACHE.
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[30 Oct 2008|09:36am]
halloweens tomorrow! i'm having a party.
i am going to be a native american.
sfjsdhf !
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[22 Oct 2008|04:20pm]
i lie in an early bed, thinking late thoughts.
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[17 Oct 2008|11:50am]
last night sydney and i watched the notebook
and sixteen candles.
but i couldn't sleep
so i wrapped my hair up and ran home.
seriously.

it was golden.
work today.
but halloween shopping after !

it was fucking beautiful outside and october is godly.
( !!! ) not to mention a great way to burn calories.
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[16 Oct 2008|01:03pm]
i'm bored.
and my boss keeps asking me questions about my mom and my moms boyfriend
super awkward dude.
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[13 Oct 2008|04:15pm]
Never eat raw egg, it contains e. coli and/or salmonella.

You could scramble it with a little bit of salt.

You could scramble it with a bit of sugar/splenda and cinnamon.

You could hard boil an egg and eat the white part only.

You can buy egg whites only in a carton in the store.

You could live off egg whites for years and then become vegan and give them up.
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[06 Oct 2008|10:51am]
i give up; today i choose to take a deep breath and forgive everyone and everything.
whirlwind, whirlwind, whirlwind.
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[22 Aug 2008|03:21pm]
 
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